Wallace Shawn From the 2000 WNYC radio broadcast of THE DESIGNATED MOURNER directed by Andre Gregory. You can find the entire play here.
One day she said something to me like, “I don’t understand your relation to society. I don’t understand your relationship to the world you live in.”
“Can I tell you something?” I said snappily. “Do you know something? I don’t understand my relationship with my own ass. I mean I was standing naked in the bathroom this morning, and when I saw my ass in the mirror I just said to myself ‘What is that? What is that? And what does it have to do with me?’”
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